my verbosity is only exceeded by my pomposity

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Poor Lisa

Little Lisa Lamprey dreamed of a device
Which she called "The Brotherchurner":
A machine designed to grind her evil brother Silas
Into tiny little bits.
But before her dream could be fully realized,
Silas fell into an industrial-sized golf ball-washer, and died.

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