inspiration

So I'm thinking about writing an inspirational book about life. But "life" is such an incredibly broad subject. Also, I'm a pretty young guy. What could I say about life?

Well, here's a little preview for you:

Reaching Higher Than Bottom

When I was 7, I thought life was crunchy and crispy and cost only 99 cents.

Don't bullshit, don't take too many napkins, pay your bills on time, appreciate sunshine, use your sense of smell more often, don't take buildings for granted, wear comfortable shoes, don't underestimate human failings, don't worry about human failings, don't worry about your own failings, try not to fail, accept failure as a natural hazard of living, realize that every failure contains a lesson, realize that some things don't have any lesson or meaning, try to take meaning from everything that happens to you but don't overdo it, mix pepsi and coke together it's good I call it "poke", don't hate the wind, don't hate getting rained on, don't hate getting snow in your shoes, accept the limitations of speaker technology, accept the limitations of weather forecasting, do something really stupid at least once a day, laugh at yourself if you fall down, eat green leafy vegetables, tell your furniture you appreciate all it does for you, absorb colors rather than noting their existence, use the word "googaw" in a sentence, use the word "rambunctious" in a sentence, use the word "roustabout" to describe someone sometime, talk into your phone and pretend there is a funny talking camel on the other end, love the banjo, hug a tree, have a picnic once in a while, wave more often, point more often, grin like you mean it, bemoan the disappearance of the stock ticker, deny the sanctity of clocks, deny the world's preoccupation with fried dough, deny everything, only eat fried dough once every couple months.